Allow us to welcome you to a new school year with a healthy dose of law school realism and surrealism. We got the ball rolling, but we’ll let you fill in the blanks:

You know you’re a law student when…

- You look forward to reading the fine print on your new cell phone agreement
- You are upset that Court TV has stooped to having Star Jones as their lead reporter
- You use legal jargon like “I object” when cussing or swearing